-MONTHLY VHS & DVD REVIEW-
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Kraken: Tentacles Of The Deep
cast: Victoria Pratt, Charlie O'Connell, Jack Scalia, and Christa Campbell
director: Tibor Takács
90 minutes (R) 2006
widescreen ratio 2.35:1
Echo Bridge DVD Region 1 retail
RATING:
3/10
reviewed by Alasdair Stuart
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Thirty years ago, something killed Ray Reiter's parents out at sea. Ray (Charlie O'Connell),
horribly traumatised, was recovered from their yacht and has made a living by facing his
fear and becoming one of the foremost underwater photographers. When he meets Nicole
(Victoria Pratt), a marine archaeologist searching for a treasure with a bloody history,
Ray finds himself not only up against the ghosts of his past but an unusually determined
and well-dressed modern day pirate...
Sci-Fi Channel original movies have a certain reputation and it's easy to see why. From the
dubious glories of Stephen Baldwin trying to stop the moon falling on Earth, to the now
legendary Mansquito they've run the gamut from the sublime to the, mostly, ridiculous.
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing after all, they're very much the spiritual heirs to the
B-movie, a genre that defined cheap, fast, pulpy entertainment.
Kraken: Tentacles Of The Deep is certainly cheap. The emphasis here is, at first, on
the pretty leads and their off-the-shelf romance. O'Connell doesn't have his brother Jerry's
slightly goofy charm but he's a serviceable leading man and Pratt can add this to the long
list of titles on her CV that she's considerably better than. Her natural physical presence
shines through here but she's that rarest of things, an action actress who is genuinely smart,
yet, once again, that asset isn't utilised in the slightest. Of the rest of the cast, only
Jack Scalia registers but that's largely because he's so bland. His character, an urbane
contemporary pirate, has the potential to be a lot of fun but Scalia plays him like he's
trying to work out whether he left the gas on at home.
The much-vaunted Kraken fares little better. Whilst the film makers are to be commended on
the one hand for not going down the traditional giant squid route and sticking with something
a little more compact and more dangerous, the end result is somewhat akin to seeing a 'beware
of the dog' sign and finding out that the dog in question is a Yorkshire terrier. To make matters
worse the underwater fight scenes look exactly like every other underwater fight scene ever
filmed, namely, a group of anonymous people in anonymous wetsuits wrestling as much with their
gear as each other.
A halfway decent pair of leads can't even begin to save this. Kraken: Tentacles of the
Deep is too bland to even actively hate, a pedestrian, tired entry in a genre which is
capable of the most energetic and exhilarating storytelling in cinema. A missed opportunity
and a treasure that needs to stay buried.
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