-MONTHLY VHS & DVD REVIEW-
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The Most Unromantic Man In The World
cast: David Lumby, James Heath, Yvonne Tansley, Chizzy Akudolu, and John Evans
directors: Gratian Dimech, and James Heath
81 minutes (15) 2004
widescreen ratio 1.78:1
Odeon DVD Region 2 retail
RATING:
1/10
reviewed by Tom Johnstone
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The DVD cover boasts that The Most Unromantic Man In The World is "in the
tradition of Little Britain, The Office and The League Of Gentleman."
Alas, this does these three comedies a grave disservice. After all, they were funny. This
by contrast is by turns crass, offensive, facetious, crashingly dull and relentlessly tedious.
The comparison with The Office no doubt derives from its use of a faux documentary style.
But where Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant used the mock docu-soap form explore the flaws and
foibles of nuanced and believable characters, The Most Unromantic... substitutes leaden,
moronic stereotypes in a film that purports to portray, in the manner of a wildlife documentary
(oh, how original!), the winner of a survey or competition to discover 'the most unromantic man
in the world'. The most notable divergence is that, though it appeared to be improvised, The
Office was carefully scripted, whereas this effort clearly is not. At least, I assume it's
improvised, because surely no one could ever have scripted such infantile fatuousness...
Maybe the improvised nature of the film wouldn't matter if the actors and direction were any
good. After all, Mike Leigh seems to manage it. James Heath isn't too bad in the role of the
fictional director of the pretend documentary, but he's not on for long, and its as the real
writer and director of the film that he really makes a (bad) impression. David Lumby lumbers
through the film in the central role of a gross male chauvinist with mullet and Def Leppard
t-shirt, with such bloated, slack-jawed flatulence that you can't imagine him copping a snog
with the winsome Doreen, let alone getting her to marry him, were she not such a pathetically
masochistic doormat.
The DVD box boasts "the biggest pants since Bridget Jones," and indeed it
is! In particular, Doreen's side of the story resembles some kind of sick Bridget Jones
type rom-com, hence the promotional tagline "Britain's most twisted love story."
Perhaps this is why the DVD cover advertises it as aping the galleries of grotesques and
gross humour in Little Britain and The League Of Gentlemen. Now Little Britain
doesn't always do it for me, but a film like this really makes me appreciate Matt Lucas and
David Walliams. As for The League, certainly their take on life is delightfully twisted,
but the difference between their work and this effort is that, while their subject matter can
be grim and depressing, in the case of The Most Unromantic, the film itself is grim and
depressing to watch. The other difference is that The League makes me laugh, often
hysterically, whereas this just makes me hysterical with boredom. I would strongly recommend
avoiding this DVD, if only to spare yourself the prospect of Lumby masturbating in front of
a porn video...
The DVD special features boast footage of the open cast auditions. Is this is a bit like open
cast mining? Scouring the surface of the Earth for the least talented people they could find,
although Lee Oakes out of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps is in it, apparently.
Still, I'd be interested to see where they found David Lumby. There's also a theatrical trailer,
which presents the frankly unlikely scenario of a theatrical release. It's straight to DVD,
surely?
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