-MONTHLY FILM & TV REVIEW-
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Freebird
cast: Phil Daniels, Gary Stretch, Geoff Bell, and Peter Bowles
director: Jon Ivay
89 minutes (15) 2007
widescreen ratio 1.85:1
Anchor Bay DVD Region 2 retail
RATING:
5/10
reviewed by Barbara Davies
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In this road movie/ stoner comedy, biker Fred (former boxer, Gary Stretch) agrees to do
the Chairman (Peter Bowles) a favour by going to see a hippy (Arthur Brown) about some
Welsh cannabis. But what should have been a relaxing road trip to the Black Mountains
turns out to be anything but. Fred's choice of travelling companions - amiable small-time
thief Tyg (Geoff Bell), who's never been further than the M25, and permanently stoned
Grouch (Phil Daniels) - is hardly wise. And how is he to know they're heading straight
for a war zone... or that the Beast of Brecon calls this part of Wales home?
Our hapless heroes aren't getting any younger, and while they bumble around trying to
locate the cannabis, hindered somewhat by 'shroom-spiked coffee, their preoccupations
are very different. In love with advertising executive Lucinda (Laila Rouass), Grouch
is torn between going straight (as if!) and remaining the free bird of the film's title.
As for Fred, his estranged wife and child live in this neck of Wales, and he's tempted
to embrace familial responsibilities at long last. Meanwhile Tyg's dreams are simpler:
to go to the 'States and open a pub. Such concerns become irrelevant, however, when the
three find themselves caught up in the conflict between two large biker gangs: the Wessex
and the Welsh-speaking Iron Horse. And the Beast of Brecon, the large black cat that (with
Grouch's unwitting help) originally triggered the conflict, is also about to make its fearsome
return.
Freebird starts off in lively fashion, with Bowles in a cameo role as far from his
character in To The Manor Born as you can get, but unfortunately fails to live up
to its initial promise. Jon Ivay evidently thinks that showing three overgrown schoolboys
getting stoned, staggering around the woods pretending to be in the TA, and satisfying an
attack of the munchies at the village sweetshop, is innately funny, but he merely succeeds
in making the viewer feel like the only one sober at a chaotic, drunken party. The plot,
such as it is, has its moments, but it sags during the overlong druggy scenes, and leans
too heavily on coincidence. As for Grouch - a literally eye-rolling performance by Daniels
(Still Crazy, Quadrophenia), believing he could have formed a relationship
with anyone, let alone the classy Lucinda strains credulity to breaking point.
Who is the Chairman, and what is Fred's relationship to him? Why is there a seven-foot-tall,
growling biker in a wrestler's mask charging around the woods like a wild beast? Ivay would
have done better perhaps to concentrate less on the 'hilarious' drug-taking scenes and more
on filling in plot holes. Daniels, Stretch and Bell have the right chemistry to make convincing
male buddies, but their acting is variable, to put it mildly. The scenery's nice, though. This
is one for those who love motorbikes, biker culture, and the Lynyrd Skynyrd song... or are
frequently stoned themselves.
DVD extras: there's an audio commentary with Jon Ivay, a 'making of' featurette, six deleted
scenes, cast and crew interviews, a theatrical trailer, storyboard comparison of two scenes,
and the screenplay (on DVD-ROM).
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