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My Kung Fu 12 Kicks
cast: Bruce Leung, and Guk Fung
director: Lu Po-tu
90 minutes (15) 1979
widescreen ratio 16:9
55th Chamber DVD Region 2 retail
RATING:
5/10
reviewed by Debbie Moon
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Pickpocket Toppin is beaten up by the thugs of an evil casino owner, and vows revenge.
When the same casino owner breaks up a kung fu school and defeats the three brothers
who run it, leaving them crippled, they agree to teach him to fight. Meanwhile, his
diminutive friend Chai, a night soil man in a brothel, rescues a girl sold into prostitution,
and Toppin takes her in too. At first, Toppin's revenge goes well - but he's going to
need more than ordinary kung fu to beat his enemy's champion. The answer to all this
might lie with the other lodger in his peculiar household, an elderly rickshaw driver,
who turns out to be a master with unheard-of skills...
My Kung Fu 12 Kicks (aka: Shi er tan tui) is one of those extraordinary
movies that lurches from coincidence to accident to completely unexplained events,
propelled entirely by low-grade humour, badly dubbed dialogue, and furious waving of
arms and legs. No, it doesn't make much sense, but the plot's only an excuse for the
fights, really, so who cares? The cast throw themselves into it with real energy, but
the poorly translated dialogue, delivered in twangy American accents, soon begins to
grate, and I had difficulty telling some of the characters apart. Toppin also seems
remarkably absent-minded - though he begins the final action sequence setting out to
rescue his girlfriend when she's returned to the brothel, he soon forgets all about
her, and the movie ends without the slightest reference to her situation. Well, she'd
only get in the way of all those manly back-slapping congratulations anyway...
Transferred from a rather scratchy old print, and with only a handful of trailers as
extras, this isn't a high quality package, and there's nothing to distinguish the movie
itself from dozens of similar ones; but if you really like traditional kung fu movies,
it might be worth a look.
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