-MONTHLY FILM & TV REVIEW-
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Hatchet
cast: Joel David Moore, Tamara Feldman, Robert Englund, Tony Todd, and Kane Hodder
writer and director: Adam Green
81 minutes (18) 2007
widescreen ratio 16:9
Universal DVD Region 2 retail
RATING:
5/10
reviewed by Gary McMahon
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There isn't really much to be said about Hatchet, a by-the-numbers retro slasher
film that manages to combine gore with humour in a way that isn't entirely un-watchable.
The negligible plot takes place in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, and has a group of quirky
characters - a conman tour guide, an amateur porn director, two budding actresses, an old
couple, a likeable Tom Green look-alike, Kenny from The Cosby Show, and the attractive
daughter of a man who went missing on the same river - taking a 'haunted swamp tour' on a
stretch of the bayou that's been closed for years after nightfall because of the legend of
Victor Crowley, a hideously deformed creature, alias 'hatchet face'.
Unsurprisingly, these central casting regulars are picked off one by one, and in unexpectedly
gruesome ways. Indeed, any surprises to be had revolve around the well-handled gore scenes,
staged as live-action rather than CGI, and with as few camera cuts as possible. There are a
couple of real showstoppers here, but thankfully the savagery of the gore is diluted because
of the humour and the relative finesse with which these scenes are filmed.
The film benefits from some winning performances, a clever, knowing script, some nice production
values, and a sense of commitment - it's obviously been made by people with a true affection
for the genre. It's short enough not to outstay its welcome, and there are amusing cameo roles
by low-budget-horror stalwarts Robert Englund, Tony Todd, and Kane Hodder (as killer, Victor
Crowley). Most of the humour actually works (I even chuckled once or twice), and the delicate
balance between laughter and gross-out is carefully maintained.
As you'd expect, credibility is stretched on a few occasions, particularly when the monster
appears in places where it would be physically impossible for him to sneak up on his victims,
but these are minor gripes in a film that's clearly not meant to be taken seriously. The ending
tries to be clever and a bit different, but ends up being abrupt and unsatisfying; but anyway,
at least it lines things up nicely for a sequel, if anyone's interested enough to want one.
While reaching nowhere near the benchmark set by classic slasher films like The Burning,
Rosemary's Killer, My Bloody Valentine, Funhouse,
Black Christmas,
or even the original Friday The 13th, Hatchet is a passable timewaster that serves
up a few laughs, one or two neat jump-scenes, and a handful of effective slayings.
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