-MONTHLY VHS & DVD REVIEW-
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released on DVD as a double bill with -
Devil's Island Lovers
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Night Of The Assassins
cast: Alberto Dalbes, Evelyn Scott, William Berger, Maribel Hidalgo, and Lina Romey
director: Jesus Franco
78 minutes (18) 1976
Tartan Grindhouse DVD Region 2 retail
RATING:
3/10
reviewed by Tom Johnstone
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A black-hooded killer in a cheap Halloween mask, a succession of nasty but silly murders:
it could be Scream. But no, it's just a slice of 1970s' schlock from the prolific
Spanish exploitation director Jesus Franco. He's so sensationalistic, even his name's
designed to cause a scandal, by taking the Lord's name in vain. No, I'm sure it was an
accident of birth, but this movie's dull rather than entertainingly bad. The direction is
so clumsy that if it does at times have a certain ghoulish atmosphere, this seems more by
accident than by design. Night Of The Assassins (aka: La noche de los asesinos)
is a perfect example of the kind of foreign language film that can only be improved by bad
dubbing.
The opening credits name-check Edgar Allan Poe, but it is in fact a remake of that old Bob
Hope haunted house spoof, The Cat And The Canary (1939). Another remake. There was
another version made in 1979 with Honor Blackman, but by all accounts that one wasn't any
good either. The basic plot of all these films is that a curmudgeonly old git forces his
family to stay in his spooky house in order to collect their inheritance. This provides one
of Night Of The Assassins' most memorable shots, a dimly lit tableau of the family
waiting for the will to be read. Meanwhile a masked murderer is thinning out the number of
potential heirs by disposing of them in colourful ways based on the four elements: earth,
air, fire and water.
Maybe Franco is paying the killer himself, for as with everything else about the film, there's
something ham-fistedly slapdash about the way the murders are carried out, with the assassin
rendering the victim unconscious, tying them up really badly and waiting until they're semi-conscious
before carrying out his, um... fiendish plans. So, for example, the first murder is based on
'earth', so the killer bashes the victim over the head, drags him into a hole, them chucks
some soil on him as he struggles feebly. If nothing else, it's refreshing to see an amateurish
serial killer. It makes a change from all these all-powerful, superhuman types you get nowadays.
The other good thing about Night Of The Assassins, is the way the opening credits give
you a preview of the film's highlights, which saves you sitting through the whole thing.
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