-MONTHLY VHS & DVD REVIEW-
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Twitches: Bewitched Edition
cast: Tia and Tamera Mowry
director: Stuart Gilliard
86 minutes (PG) 2005
Buena Vista NTSC DVD Region 1 retail
RATING:
2/10
reviewed by Noell Wolfgram Evans
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I saw this movie called Twitches over Halloween. The snarky reviewer would go on
to comment that the title is an apt one because watching the film gives you just that.
But that would imply that the film at least provoked some sort of reaction. It's not
that this movie is bad; it's just not needed. It's one of those films that just sort of
lies there. If it were human it would be your dull uncle who flops on the couch after
a holiday meal. You sit there waiting for him to do something but nothing ever happens.
Twitches stars (and I use the term loosely) twins Tia and Tamera Mowry. They are
onetime television stars (Sister, Sister) that have been able to make a career out
of playing siblings. Here they are the twitches (twin witches) of the title. Separated at
birth, not knowing of the other's existence, they meet on their 21st birthday when cosmic
fate (and numb plotting) throw them together to save the world of magic. Or at least I
think that was it. To be honest things got so numb that I went a little cathartic. The
film is based on a book series of the same name and one hopes that, in that incarnation,
the characters showed a little more life. Twitches is directed by journeyman director
Stuart Gillard in a very safe, by-the-numbers sort of way.
The movie is new to DVD, having first been a Disney channel original film. That is no excuse
though as the folks at the Disney channel have put together a number of mildly entertaining
original films recently. This one though, perhaps because it has to live under such a large
shadow (the boy wizard, you know), decides to retreat rather than compete in the teen wizard
arena. It's not as if there can just be one movie in this genre, there are certainly a number
of diverse stories to tell, it's just that this film chooses to tell none of them. The DVD
package offers the standard behind-the-scenes footage as well as an alternative ending and
a crystal ball prediction 'game' that takes more time than it's worth.
If you've got a fan of wizards and witches in your life and you're trying to get them to
take up a new attraction, you would do well to show them this film.
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